Some Non-Emo Post

Past few posts are all emo posts. Lemme try to write at least a non-emo one.

It's Xmas season (again)! This year I thought I can slack a bit, buy less presents because Ah Jiao is having wedding, so maybe can don't need to celebrate with that group. Lol. Hey! Not that I don't wanna celebrate with them, just a lazy thought. Anyway, turned out the gift exchange is still on. One reason why I'm kinda lazy for that is because... it's a gift exchange with everyone in that 5-pax group. I needa find 4 presents!

In the end, this year I needa find 14 presents in total. 14!!! Highest record ever, considering SC is a lazy person.

4 - Rene, Da Jiao, Ah Jiao, Yumei.

1 - Cassis

1 - Garry's place

1 - XXPY

1 - WMW

5 - MJ kakis

And I managed to find all! Ho ho ho! Quite impressed by myself. Let's see what will I get this year.

On the side note, it's time to think of new year's resolutions. *Headaches*

Desperate Lady

Sicong:
http://i.imgur.com/8dGiv.jpg
Women who perform the act of fellatio and swallow semen on a regular basis, one to two times a week, may reduce their risk of breast cancer by up to 40 percent, a North Carolina State University study found.

[Censored]:
=.=
nonssense!
i'll rob a sperm bank!

Diary of Stupid SC 20110304

Stupid incident #1

I was happily mixing my usual concoction of milo+coffee+oats. Then I proceeded to water dispenser. After doing so, this is a portion of the conversation between me and my colleague.

HK: 但是冷的好喝meh?

Me: *confused* 什么冷的？

Then I realized.... I poured in the cold water.

Stupid incident #2

So to correct that, I had to pour my small cup of concoction into a bigger mug. Then I pour in another 2 small cups of hot water to neutralize the cold and to make it hot. Walking back to my colleague and showed him the big mug.

Me: 为了把它弄热,我倒了很多烧水.

HK: 你可以用mircowave的吗.

Me: *facepalm*

Conclusion.. I'm working too hard today and I've become stupid. And I got a big mug of deadly potion to finish.

When You Are Desperate, Meow

Just to what extent are you willing to give in when you are desperate.

Girl X:
Eh... u order the extra batt alr?

Sicong:
i can pass u mine first..
still inside the bubble wrp

Girl X:
U dun need it?

Sicong:
i dun need it yet

Girl X:
Oki

Sicong:
i buy for just in case

Girl X:
I need it desperately
lol

Sicong:
how desperate?
enough to meow like a cat if i ask u to?
LOL

Girl X:
Meow

Sexual Harassment

Sexual harassment at its extreme....

note: BIL -> brother-in-law

(Name censored):
can i ask my BIL if he is wearing the underwear I bought for him?

does it count as a sexual harrassment?!

Sicong:
yes

it's sexual harassment..

and ur sis will call u slut

(Name censored):

lol

then if i ask (another girl) d same question?!

The Girl in My Dream

Past few days I've been dreaming about this particular girl. A Jane Doe. I can't remember the face.Or probably I've never really looked at the face before? Only remember the feel of her presence and her physique.

I'm not taking it as any sign or whatever crap. It's just irritating that I can't form a face out of it, but yet she kept appearing every night.

Think she's kind of like my other half in my dream? I don't know, can't remember much either. Let's see if I can put a face to her tomorrow morning.

Btw, it's the Geminids meteor shower period again. Let's see if I can see anything in this damn bright city.

Daji vs Annoying Orange

Sicong:
who's more irritating? orange or daji?

[Some mutual friend]:
hmmm
i don't know
so hard to decide


P/S: In case you don't know about the Annoying Orange, click here to view the youtube clips. As for Daji, you all know him already....

My Lame Lao Bu

I don't know how many of you have heard this story, but I'm going to broadcast it here.

Case 1
When govt sent out the letter for the GST Offset Package, my mum asked me how much I got. $200. Then she hinted (she actually said it out exactly) that $200 just nice enough for my dad and her go casino. -_-"

So some time during the week before, I passed them each $100 on top of their monthly allowance.

They went casino the next day.

On the following day, so I asked my mum win or lose. She started to blame me for giving them money go casino to lose money. =| Yes, I suddenly become the sinner...

Case 2
During one day of my ICT, my dad bought durian and offer some to me. Forgot what I did during that day, I was actually dehydrated and feeling heaty, so I rejected the offer. Got quite a lot leftover, so my mum finished all of them up because she lazy to make space in the fridge to store them.

The next day, my mum started to accuse me - because I never eat, she had to finish everything and kena sore eyes due to heaty! -_-" my fault again.. =|



I have a lame lao bu.....

Tips - Instantly Up Your Leave Days!

Actual conversation quoted between my colleague (SY) and me (SC).

SY says:

*from Jan till now, I've taken XX days leave + YY days MC...

SC says:

*fwah..

SY says:

*I still have ZZ days to clear before end 2010

SC says:

*i still got AA days to clear before end 2010

*i think

*and u play cheat! u got childcare and maternity leave!

SY says:

*remember to include labour day off-in-lieu

SC says:

*damn.. i go find a girl now..

SY says:

*wrong.. you should get a child now...

SC says:

*wa lao.. single parent.. the kid will have an imbalance childhood leh..

SY says:

*Then look for single mom...

*instantly add 6 days childcare leave...

SC says:

*lol

SY says:

*no need to wait for 10 mths.

SC says:

*im going to blog this down..

Epic Fail - Haw Flakes

Got people say haw flakes is can be used to lose weight. So I went to do a Google search. As usual, Wikipedia will appear in the search results. And this is what I saw.

-_-" Should be some previous cached entry before the Wiki article got edited. But ya... niceee.....

Some Cheapo Trying To Act Rich

Some cheapo person trying to act rich and throw money at pple...

*some cheapo*:

then I DUN WAN

think i dun have money is it????

pui. ahahahhahahahaa

*throw money into sc's face*

*some cheapo*:

muHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA........

*some cheapo*:

*pick up all the thrown money... and keep them*

Revenge is Sweet

Some girl was trying to say I'm fat, say I won't be able to see my own shoes when I stand up. Well, I know I am fat, but I thought of a funny way to retaliate.

(A Girl):
stand up, wear ur shoes
and look down

Sicong:
can see lah!

(A Girl):
maybe u'll see ur tummy. HAHAHHAHA

Sicong:
my tummy not that big can

(A Girl):
sure anot?"????

Sicong:
lemme try..

(A Girl):
ok, see half of ur shoes?

Sicong:
u stand up and look down
u sure can see ur shoes

(A Girl):
YES!
in full view!

Sicong:
aeroplane runway

(A Girl):
bird's eye view with no blockage!

Sicong:
HAHAHAHAHA!!!

(A Girl):
WTF!

My Butt Thinking For My Future

Situation

Sicong :|: says (2:41 AM):

*aiya.. the most single lor..

*i can live with it..

*got another fren was saying..

*single no good.

*old liao die no one send u off..

*or die in the house, no one knows.. after a week, neighbour complain foul smell then found out im dead

*hahahahahaha

Solution 1

(Name Censored) says (2:43 AM):

*dun worry

*let me recommend u

*according to wad i am training now

*when u reach 35 buy 1 hdb flat resale market

*u get a single grant ok

*then by the time u r 55, apple for studio apartment

*then gt a lot old ppl staying dere 1

*and u use the $$ u sell ur hdb to buy the SA

*cheap

*and already design

*but only 30 yrs rent u

*haha

*by the time u stay finish still dun die

*they can rent u again!

Solution 2

(Name Censored) says (2:46 AM):

*hahaa

*mad

*u be nice to ur frens kids la

*or when ur 60/70

*then find 1 mei mei 20++

*ask her look after u

*then when u die all money gers

*hers

The above is not an official recommendation by HDB or any govt-related organization. The name has been censored for privacy, though friends will know who my butt is. LOL. In case any other public read this and complain to HDB.

Dazing

I was sitting on my chair, doing nothing in particular. Just staring into blank space. Then I thought, how good will be it if I'm able to stop time.

So I closed my eyes. Blank out my mind. Kept thinking about stopping time with pure willpower. And guess what?!?! I've wasted a few minutes doing nothing. =\

1 Free Off Day Every Month.

It's a good habit to clear your bowels everyday. Most people like to do it first thing in the morning. For me, I prefer to do it during some other time. Office hours.

Imagine you go toilet + pantry (+ smoke if you do) 30 min every working day. In a 5 days week, you'll accumulate 2.5hours. Keeping it simple, assuming 4 weeks a month, that's 10hours. 10 HOURS! That's equivalent to 1 day off right? Right!

Of course you can extend more off days from this theory. Come late 15min everyday, you got 1/2 day off a month. Eat 15min more into lunch hours, another 1/2 day off. Hey! It makes you feel better if you think of it this way right?

Just a random thought of mine, okay. I'm not asking you to do it now or what. Do it at your own risk, don't blame me if anything goes wrong.

Disclaimer: The author will not be held responsible for any mishap happens during the course of following the guide. Read the disclaimer at the bottom of the blog too.

I Chopped My Hair!

boy boy looking hor?

Hahaha... Got pple say I look better.. I always try to maintain my 颓废 style bcos I suck at rejection. What if girls just fall in love with me? That will be troublesome man. =\

Rot

rot

BSOD... ARGGHHH!! RAAWWWWRRRRR!!!

The previous post is talking about a gift from NTU. Now this is a gift from my office desktop. Got it during development work. The finger conveys all my emotions. Enough said.

Stuff from NTU Career & Attachment Office

Yeah! Got this laptop cover/bag from Career & Attachment Office. Did an online survey for them a few months back. Now they sent me this. NTU too rich....

Easy Money

.:Jiehe:. says (5:03 PM):
no $ to make liao leh...
i take over lose money 1..mai la.
I wanna take over do nothing oso got $ de..
.:Jiehe:. says (5:04 PM):
and muz be farking lotsa $ tt type
U got lobang for such?

Sicong :| Otaku power! Otaku BEAM! : says (5:04 PM):
got..
go die now.. i every month buy money for u

.:Jiehe:. says (5:04 PM):
hahaa sounds gd

Sicong :| Otaku power! Otaku BEAM! : says (5:04 PM):
i'll burn millions every month

.:Jiehe:. says (5:04 PM):
u make sure U do it every mth leh

Sicong :| Otaku power! Otaku BEAM! : says (5:04 PM):
can can


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