Monday, January 11, 2010

My Butt Thinking For My Future

Situation
Sicong :|: says (2:41 AM):
*aiya.. the most single lor..
*i can live with it..
*got another fren was saying..
*single no good.
*old liao die no one send u off..
*or die in the house, no one knows.. after a week, neighbour complain foul smell then found out im dead
*hahahahahaha

Solution 1
(Name Censored) says (2:43 AM):
*dun worry
*let me recommend u
*according to wad i am training now
*when u reach 35 buy 1 hdb flat resale market
*u get a single grant ok
*then by the time u r 55, apple for studio apartment
*then gt a lot old ppl staying dere 1
*and u use the $$ u sell ur hdb to buy the SA
*cheap
*and already design
*but only 30 yrs rent u
*haha
*by the time u stay finish still dun die
*they can rent u again!

Solution 2
(Name Censored) says (2:46 AM):
*hahaa
*mad
*u be nice to ur frens kids la
*or when ur 60/70
*then find 1 mei mei 20++
*ask her look after u
*then when u die all money gers
*hers


The above is not an official recommendation by HDB or any govt-related organization. The name has been censored for privacy, though friends will know who my butt is. LOL. In case any other public read this and complain to HDB.

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