OkCupid Dating Test

okay.. some lame shit..

The Backrubber

Deliberate Gentle Sex Dreamer (DGSD)

Lusty but indirect. Kind, but also using friendship as a means to sex. Oh, that feels gooood. You are The Backrubber.

We call you "The Backrubber" because you straddle that fine line between coming on to someone and just treating her nicely. Backrubs are just one example; you'd meet for coffee, or talk about books/movies, or even argue a little bit, all the while mostly preferring to screw.

Your indirect approach is not some evil trickery, but rather a result of your open mind. You'd enjoy either love or sex, but the latter definitely doesn't require the former. While you are responsible and ambitious, you absolutely DON'T have uptight views on relationships. So ultimately, you just enjoy a woman, and let things take their course. If she wants you, great. If not, that's fine too.

Though you're not thinking too much about Love at this point in your life, odds are, when the time comes, you'll be very happy settling down. Your ideal mate is gentle and horny, just like you.

er.... basically the above text is juz to say i'm horny, and all i want is sex.. =.=" The questions in the quiz got asked abt one night stand, asking if it's appealing.. well, didnt want to lie abt that, so i put yes. but hor! they never ask abt the moral side of that question! question like "do you think ONS is wrong?" HEY! that i will put YES lor! hmmmmm.. knowing what i want and knowing what is wrong is different leh.. cham.. that quiz is in my facebook. think no one will want me liao.. ah... maybe those who want casual sex might approach me.. =/

scary.. i didn't even know that's me..

never mind.. i went on to try to redo the test trying to see if the other me, my alter, is any different.. ya. "he" is a boy-next-door.. hahaha.. but then again.. well.. i should change back to my original one.. so once again.. i went to redo the test.. anyway, i've realised i've actually misread some of the question during my first round.. and i ended up a poolboy... =\ to comfirm that again, i redo 3 times.. still poolboy.. alright.. i'm a poolboy...

The Poolboy

Random Gentle Sex Dreamer (RGSD)

Friendly and eager. You are The Pool Boy.

A teen at heart, you anxiously move about your daily tasks, hoping, praying for a good, instant lay. You're carefree, enthusiastic, and rarely discouraged. Love is cool, but it's not for you right now. You know what is? Crotches.

You're a fun person in both big and small groups, and your friends trust and love you. Inside you, meanwhile, your lust is only growing. Imagine your beating heart sprouting pubic hair. Exactly. Try shaving that.

If you're not scoring enough--which you aren't--you should adopt new strategies. Lower your standards. Be aggressive. Pool Boys are often submissive and hope (desperately) sex will find them. Realize that passiveness will not hook the horny girls you desire. A bolder approach and sheer repetition will.